Habit Enthusiast Pillows

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

'It's true that the order has relaxed the dress code somewhat, Sister Catherine, but spandex is still a no-no.'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'You don't even know you're doing it, do you?'

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

'That's the thing when you start living with someone - you discover all of their little habits.'

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

Smoking away money.

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'Honey you're roaring.'

"There's the UPS truck, but that's not Justin. What's going on?! Where the #@*! is Justin?!"

Participation awards: You didn't eat all the fries; You're trying to scroll less; You remembered to bring the reusable bag to the store; You flossed!; Someone else was later than you.

I USED to know everybody by name. Now they're just Tuneless Whistle, Hacking Cough and Knuckle Pop.

Sharing the bed - or not.

'Ron's managed to stop smoking but he's put on an awful lot of weight.'

'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'