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Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'We'll take it!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

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"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

"You have got to want to change."

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Saguaro Cacti.

Skier.

Tin Man Visits New York

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

The Gilmore Girls

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Reading room

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'I can dream, can't I?'

'What luck!'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

'I'm worried. I gave up smoking without any trouble.'

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

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