Life Adventurer Pillows

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

The Difficult Journey of Life.

Guru to scout: Be prepared!

"First Door on your left , sir."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Great --- Starting from scratch again.

I'm figuring what's good for me, but only by the process of elimination.

'I've travelled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

"You may not believe it, but seventeen short years ago, I had yet to touch my first drop of liquor."

"I'm the Vice-Chancellor of the University of Life."

"No thanks. I have a bucket list, not a kick the bucket list!"

"Son, I'm going to talk to you about the facts of life, with spoilers."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Reach for the Star.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Are we there yet?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"What's your occupation?"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"It is my place!"

A Day in the Country.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Buddhist photo albums,

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.