Life's Adventurer Pillows

School of Hard Knocks. (Frank walks through door as bucket of water falls on his head.)

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Great, now we're lost."

Bird sitting on a wing.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Life stripped bare

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

Lawrence of Suburbia

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him if I promise to take care of him?'

"No, son, there's no severance package."

"It's not whether you win or lose, sweetie – it's all about networking."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."