Modern Life Adventurer Pillows

"Sorry. Full."

"You'll never guess what I just did...."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Did you get my tweet?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Who can we call?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Danger Quicksand

Garden of Earthly Delights

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

The News in Capsule Form.

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