Modern-day Adventurers Pillows

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Who can we call?"

'My life coach traded me.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Need Wi-Fi

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

Camp Wilderness.

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

'I've got seamail.'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

"Sorry. Full."

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

All Night Frankincense

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

Call of the Wild Only

'Great...We're lost. I guess we got off on the wrong exit.'

The swallows make their annual return to Capistrano, unaware that they had been followed by the chickens.