Modern-day Adventurers Prints

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Who can we call?"

'My life coach traded me.'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Life Extension Journal.

Need Wi-Fi

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

Virtual Lap Dancing

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'It's an e-mail in a bottle!'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Camp Wilderness.

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

"Sorry. Full."

'I've got seamail.'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

"It's rustic and undiscovered, but you'd better hurry."

All Night Frankincense

"It's my amazon order. . . more bottles!"

"Come on, we're all going to sit around the campfireand play our iPods."

Call of the Wild Only

The swallows make their annual return to Capistrano, unaware that they had been followed by the chickens.