Habit Observer Pillows

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Teach me not to care."

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

FISH ESCAPE.

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Bad dog!"

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'Now don't forget what I told you - no touching!'

House cats touring the African safari.

"I think she's really into you."

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'Huh! Nobody home!'

"Your hissing isn't scary enough. It sounds like white noise."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"Trick or treat, mouse!"