Quirky Habit Collectors Pillows

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Weird things I do because of the internet

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Too dressy?'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Crystal Ball Plug

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'You caught it! You clean it!'

Vampire afternoon tea.

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Black Forest Collectibles.

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice