Quirky Habit Collectors Gifts

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Toadstools

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Piranhaclaus

Weird things I do because of the internet

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'Too dressy?'

Crystal Ball Plug

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

Vampire afternoon tea.

'You caught it! You clean it!'

Goldfish funeral

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Black Forest Collectibles.

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Art Museum vs Refrigerator Artwork

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?