Quirky Habits Admirer Gifts

'Oscar! You just have to get closer to your spittoon!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Turtle Trailer Court

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Are you aware of how many times you say 'oink' when you talk?"

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"Have we got a show for you!"

'Dr Seuss is awarded a PHD.'

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Concert pianist.

Frank Gehry's backyard