Quirky Behavior Admirer Gifts

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

OMG UR HOT

Giant Sale!

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

A mad scientist.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Ok Mr Rogers, that's enough bubblewrap."

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

'Pavlov's first experiment'

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Dog urinating standing up.

"You're not from around here...are you?"

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.