Quirky Behavior Enthusiasts Gifts

Rare Medical Conditions - The Obsessive habit of checking the contents of one's hankerchief after each use.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Football Crazy strip six

"I'll take this one."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'What's wrong with you?'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

'Look - we don't love it, but it's a living.'

Duped chick

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

A lemming suffering from survivor's guilt.

Circus News

'Talk about betrayal: My own son is challenging me to become the Alpha Male...'

'I say, we just avoid this general area.'

'These constant fights for territory mean that I don't have any male friends...'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

"Step on it, Roger!"