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Rare Medical Conditions - The Obsessive habit of checking the contents of one's hankerchief after each use.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Football Crazy strip six

"I'll take this one."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

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A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

Duped chick

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

'Look - we don't love it, but it's a living.'

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

A lemming suffering from survivor's guilt.

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

'I say, we just avoid this general area.'

'These constant fights for territory mean that I don't have any male friends...'

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

'Talk about betrayal: My own son is challenging me to become the Alpha Male...'

"Step on it, Roger!"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

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Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'