Quirky Animal Behavior Enthusiast Prints

Muffin had an uncanny ability to always find the one non-cat person in a room.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"I'll take this one."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

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"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

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Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'