Quirky Animal Behavior Enthusiast Mugs

Muffin had an uncanny ability to always find the one non-cat person in a room.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"I'll take this one."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

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The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

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"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."