Animal Behavior Enthusiasts Mugs

Penguin Diving From Whale's Spout

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

Monkey Contraceptives

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

A lemming suffering from survivor's guilt.

'I say, we just avoid this general area.'

'These constant fights for territory mean that I don't have any male friends...'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Butterfly Mating Thing

"Step on it, Roger!"

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I'll take this one."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.