Animal Behavior Fanatic Mugs

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"Cat box"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"The unlucky lemming"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Mating rituals

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I'll take this one."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Ostrich Curoisities

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'