Animal Behavior Fanatic Pillows

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Mating rituals

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"I'll take this one."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Ostrich Curoisities

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'