Animal Behavior Enthusiasts Pillows

Penguin Diving From Whale's Spout

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

Monkey Contraceptives

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

A lemming suffering from survivor's guilt.

'I say, we just avoid this general area.'

'These constant fights for territory mean that I don't have any male friends...'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Butterfly Mating Thing

"Step on it, Roger!"

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"I'll take this one."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Ostrich Curoisities

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'