Canine Behavior Enthusiast Pillows

"Hold up! I just gotta tag my location."

"What if I'm actually in love with the mailman?"

"In the old days Oscar would've eaten him alive."

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Works every time.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'She's just great with the children.'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

10 K Tail-Chase

'He does lack social skills.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .