Canine Behavior Admirer Pillows

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Fifty Shades of Gray

There are no rats with collars...

"We should get out to the country more often."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Flea Philosophy.

Dogs and Chickens

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"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Hyenas as Pets

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

'I said point, not poke!'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"