Pet Behavior Appreciator Pillows

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

A Tumble Cow

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Laboratory Retriever

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Ta Da!...

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."