Pet Behavior Appreciator Gifts

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

A Tumble Cow

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Laboratory Retriever

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...