Animal Behavior Appreciator Gifts

Rhino bird in the rain

'I said point, not poke!'

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

A Tumble Cow

"I'll take this one."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Laboratory Retriever

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Ta Da!...

The life of penguins.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"