Animal Behaviorist Admirer Gifts

'Quite the little beggar, isn't he?'

'When you see a mouse, just catch it. They don't have to sign a waiver.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'Can I have flies with that'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"I'll take this one."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Barney! Get down!"

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

'I said point, not poke!'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Bear Juggling Penguins.