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'Quite the little beggar, isn't he?'

'When you see a mouse, just catch it. They don't have to sign a waiver.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Cow Blue Arrows

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"I'll take this one."

'Can I have flies with that'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Barney! Get down!"

'Pull...'

The Karate Kitten.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

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