Animal Instinct Appreciator Gifts

'Then it's agreed. We'll go with our animal instincts.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Family with pets.

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Laboratory Retriever

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

OMG UR HOT

Say cheese!

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'I said point, not poke!'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

David Attenborough

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

House Broken.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Musical Dog

Art Pets

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Get ready."

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

Rhino bird in the rain

'Pavlov's first experiment'

Dog urinating standing up.

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'