Animal Behavior Appreciators Gifts

House Broken.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Family with pets.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

Laboratory Retriever

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Ta Da!...

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."