Canine Behavior Admirer Prints

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

No, I don

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

There are no rats with collars...

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Flea Philosophy.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

OMG UR HOT

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Hyenas as Pets

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Dog History

"Okay, who's purring?"