Canine Behavior Enthusiast Prints

"Hold up! I just gotta tag my location."

"What if I'm actually in love with the mailman?"

"In the old days Oscar would've eaten him alive."

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'She's just great with the children.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Canine Scentipede

"A little help, please."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .