Canine Behavior Aficionado Prints

"Pick me!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Literary Canines.

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'They sure have small litters.'

"I'll take this one."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Poop outside and he saves it in a bag. Crap on the carpet and he loses his mind."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'We'll take it!'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Dog History

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Know your dog - The brain.

OMG UR HOT

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

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The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."