Animal Behaviour Enthusiast Pillows

"I know, but apparently it wasn't up to code before."

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I'll take this one."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"You dropped yer wallet."

Separation

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"He wants a second opinion."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."