Animal Behaviour Enthusiast Mugs

"I know, but apparently it wasn't up to code before."

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I'll take this one."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Separation

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating