Animal Behavior Aficionados Pillows

"Ok, let's call a truce and share this sunny spot! Deal?"

"Have you noticed since Chuck's promotion he's become a, 'Not the office furniture, use the scratching post' kinda guy?"

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"He was a sea rescue."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I'll take this one."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating