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"Ok, let's call a truce and share this sunny spot! Deal?"

"Have you noticed since Chuck's promotion he's become a, 'Not the office furniture, use the scratching post' kinda guy?"

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"He was a sea rescue."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"I'll take this one."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Ostrich Curoisities

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."