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"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

Termite Navigation.

Sniff Lift

"How exactly does this help cats?"

"No, I can't say I ever actually caught one. But let's be honest, would any of us really want to?"

"Sorry folks, no reservation, no buffet."

Cat Watching a Mouse on TV

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

'Knock it off guys - I'm just taking a nap.'

'Care for a snack?'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Ewe Tube'

Dog urinating standing up.

"Oh, Satin, you're such a doll, and there's that scent I love."

"Oh, I see. I thought 'leaked on the Internet' meant something else."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

'If a rooster can crow why can't a crow rooster?'

'He's been binge drinking again.'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

We'll have to lick this one clean by hand

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'How cute... I think he wants to shake hands.'

'He goes back to the pet shop first thing in the morning.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

'I hate public bathrooms.'

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"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'