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Fire hydrant peeing on a dog

"And you call yourself a dog."

"It's rude to point!"

"Looks like elephant mating season."

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'Sorry about this, my husband was brought up by wolves.'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Hi, Spot. My name's Bingo."

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Well, he's not quite dead as yet! In fact, he's still pretty feisty!"

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Duped chick

'This will be your territory, Bruno... get busy marking it.'

'Talk about betrayal: My own son is challenging me to become the Alpha Male...'

"Well, well, well. Looks like the cat's in heat again."

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

'Bad dog!'

Cats on the street discuss the 'emotionally distant' issue.

'I can't believe it! MY son has got an E in rabbit chasing?'

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

A female moose uses a portable music player to listen to the mating call of a male moose.

Adult Dog Store

"I'll take this one."

'Look - we don't love it, but it's a living.'

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

"Cat box"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'