Animal Behavior Buffs T-Shirts

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'I hate surprises!'

"C is for carcass, that's good enough for me."

"Alternative lifestyle."

"That pigeon's at it again."

"Let's see... I think we'll ignore our food, lick ourselves, then knock these flowers onto the floor."

Monkey House: "There is just no way that they could have descended from us."

They say that animal behavior can warn about impeding danger.

"Non-conformists!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'I called it first!'

'...I know we're lemmings, but could you just let me go to the bathroom once by myself?'

"Sure, you can challenge me to become the Alpha Male, but first, you need to familiarize yourself with the terms and conditions of the position: here is volume 1..."

"Stupid quiz results! 'Your selfishness and lack of empathy put you the psychopath category'! Can you believe this?!"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Bears catching fish

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"The hyenas started it."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."