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"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Cat box"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Canine Scentipede

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Ostrich Curoisities

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

Museum of Bones

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'