Bovine Behavior Buff T-Shirts

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"Cat box"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh Hi!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

I fart more than that!

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'I hate surprises!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

BOO MOO!

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Cat art exhibition.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Is your dog friendly?!"