Human Behavior Buff T-Shirts

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

'Unlike a lot of bosses, ours isn't shy about admitting when he's wrong. And THAT's the problem!'

"Cat box"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

The Map of the Human Heart

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'I hate surprises!'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Cat art exhibition.

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."