Human Behavior Buff T-Shirts

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

'Unlike a lot of bosses, ours isn't shy about admitting when he's wrong. And THAT's the problem!'

"Cat box"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

The Map of the Human Heart

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"It was a really classy restaurant. The waiters drop the food on the floor for you."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Cat art exhibition.

"That pigeon's at it again."

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."