Bovine Behavior Buff Mugs

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"Cat box"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

I fart more than that!

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

BOO MOO!

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Cat art exhibition.

"That pigeon's at it again."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Is your dog friendly?!"