Behavior Buff Mugs

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

Th Pscyhology Dept. and the Economics Dept. jointly present a seminar: 'Curing consumer confidence blues.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Mind if we play through?'

3 doors: Nature, Nurture, and Noogies

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Monkey casino study.

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Cat box"

Skiing.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.