Behavior Buff Pillows

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

Th Pscyhology Dept. and the Economics Dept. jointly present a seminar: 'Curing consumer confidence blues.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Psychological Research Institute. Show me a bunch of type A's, and I'll show you a control group!

He's great around dogs, but unpredictable and snappy around other people.

Modern Pavlovian Response. Beep! Beep! Beep! Every time I hear those beeps my mouth starts watering!

'Mind if we play through?'

3 doors: Nature, Nurture, and Noogies

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Monkey casino study.

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Cat box"

Skiing.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I hate it when we fight."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."