Insect Behavior Buff Mugs

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"Cat box"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Ostrich Curoisities

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Doc, can you make my bite worse than my bark? You see there's this cat . . ."