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'Darn these hooves! I hit the wrong switch again! Who designs these instrument panels, raccoons?'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Bull

Aways read the small print.

'Ronald!! You're home early - uh, this isn't what it looks like!'

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Working from home

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Bulltoon: Constabull.

"I have to say, it`s not every boss that buys their workers a bottle for their hard work."

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Working from home

'I'll tell ya, artificial insemination is taking all the romance out of the dairy business.'

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

Random Ox of Kindness

My Day - Cow Today Magazine

Brown cow

Psst! Stay in character!

Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.

"Is that a new watch?"

Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

This would make a great puzzle!

I fart more than that!

'When you said you had a small herd, I thought...'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

Wormio! Wormio! Where for art thou Wormio?

'Oh Hi!'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

A centi-stampede.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"