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Broadway Moosical.

Cow Show Tunes

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Upper West Side Story

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Moo! OOM!

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Commuters"

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Woody Allen

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Melanie Griffith

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"Oh, come on!!"

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

The Cud Food Guide

Morgan Freeman

Triple Sock Cow

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).