Devotee Of Bovine Humor T-Shirts

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Cow Show Tunes

Motorherd

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

YAAY! Slam dump!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Triple Sock Cow

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

The Cud Food Guide

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"I love it!"

Udder Horns.

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

A Reversing Cow

Soap Box

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"