Devotee Of Bovine Humor T-Shirts

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Cow Show Tunes

Motorherd

Cow writer.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Moo! OOM!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Triple Sock Cow

The Cud Food Guide

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

YAAY! Slam dump!

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

"I love it!"

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Udder Horns.

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Soap Box

A Reversing Cow

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

A night at the moovies

Are you kidding me? She 'Puts out' for everyone!