'Darn these hooves! I hit the wrong switch again! Who designs these instrument panels, raccoons?'
Bovine Buff Gifts
Looking for a way to honor the bovine buff in your life? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items that highlight their passion for cattle, farming, and rural charm. Whether they’re a hobbyist, a farmer, or just a cow enthusiast, these products are designed to bring a smile and a touch of personality to their everyday life. Find the ideal gift that celebrates their love for bovines with witty designs you won’t find anywhere else.
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'
'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'
Bull
Aways read the small print.
'Ronald!! You're home early - uh, this isn't what it looks like!'
"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."
Working from home
Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).
Bulltoon: Constabull.
"I have to say, it`s not every boss that buys their workers a bottle for their hard work."
"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"
"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."
Working from home
'I'll tell ya, artificial insemination is taking all the romance out of the dairy business.'
"Hey! I don't walk like that!"
Random Ox of Kindness
My Day - Cow Today Magazine
Brown cow
Psst! Stay in character!
Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.
"Is that a new watch?"
Farmer tacking up signs in Dairy barn.
Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).
This would make a great puzzle!
I fart more than that!
'When you said you had a small herd, I thought...'
I see Jerry's had a heart attack!
Wormio! Wormio! Where for art thou Wormio?
'Oh Hi!'
Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?
A centi-stampede.
"Wow. . . what's that?!"
"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"
Bovine Buff Gifts Collection
Bovine Buff Mugs
Browse our collection of bovine buff mugs and find the perfect way for your loved one to enjoy their coffee with a cow-inspired smile.
Bovine Buff Pillows
Check out our bovine-themed pillows to add rural charm and comfort to any space – perfect gifts for true cattle enthusiasts.
Bovine Buff Prints
Discover artistic prints for bovine buffs that bring the beauty and humor of farm life into their home or office decor.
Bovine Buff T-Shirts
Explore our bovine buff t-shirts and discover fun, witty designs that will showcase their love for cattle in style.